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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
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1:42 am - Fragile Things
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Neil Gaiman is a nice guy. My height. Cute. Witty. Sort of awkward. At least it seemed like it today. Read the Graveyard Book. Incredibly sweet. Go read it.
current mood:  thoughtful
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| Saturday, May 12th, 2007
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9:50 pm
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| Monday, March 26th, 2007
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6:55 pm - They're all coming home... I guess?
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So Andrei is coming to Hunter permanently. Fanny says that she saw Lily Mandlin, Rafi Pope Sussman, and ... someone else. And Carl moved from SUNY Geneseo back down here.
This intrigues me.
Arkadiy, me, Fanny, Lizzie, Torrey, P.J., Lyubov, Twitchy, Elina, Kolin, and several other people wound up at Hunter/Hunter Honors; some people went to other colleges here in NYC (i.e., Thomas at Queens, Benny at Baruch Honors, Scott and Sylvia at NYU, Giselle at Columbia (apparently), Johanna (the redhead) at the female college near Columbia, etc, etc, etc); but it's interesting to see even a few people coming back.
AND ROSS?!?
Oy, madre mio.
Of course, this is all 2nd and 3rd hand information.
Over and out until it's time to chronicle HuSex.
Edit:
Because some people have this unfortunate tendency to CORRECT me; Kirill is at Columbia, Giselle is at BARNARD (the female college), and Ross may NOT be here.
Like I said; this is ALL (except for Carl and Andrei) second/third hand information.
Edit # 2:
...Fanny only saw Lily and Rafi.
Edit # 3:
Lizzie and Kolin.
current mood:  curious
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| Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
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11:17 pm - Abridged (thanks to Macbook Power Failures (TM) ).
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If you don't have sex, you can't get STDs.
But if you don't have sex; you can still get pubic lice and herpes.
She'll pass it around; you know how girls cheat.
Oh, you're torturing us!
Oh, yes, and I'm entirely enjoying it.
Are you torturing us in payment for next week?
I've got lotsa pictures.
That's a penis. (Shows a picture of a diseased penis.)
You can get gonorrhea, y'know, if someone busts a nut in your eye.
Asian girls are gettin' no sex, look at that.
That's not normal. Ok, well, the size of the penis isn't normal either.
...You're REALLY enjoying this.
That's a sick vagina... it has a sad face!
This is a sick eye.
...
(Note to my faithful readers: damn IT! My computer crashed and it only saved this far; and there was funnnnny stuff.)
Apparently HPV is caused by... ...there were two things, and then Hispanic women.
He repeated the fact that Asian girls were getting absolutely NO sex.
Also, we saw the flowering penis, vagina, and asshole.
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| Tuesday, March 13th, 2007
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12:03 am - More Quotes.
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So I had to go to a sex meeting.
It was interesting; it was very god oriented, and I felt horrible for them. These poor people were addicted, in some cases, although I don't think that ... thinking about sex is wrong. >)_<
I pretended to be someone I wasn't, because I felt I wanted to fit in.
More Quotes:
So like all the rest of you brought FRIENDS? (Monaco)
How do you do that? Do you, like, say, I want to go to a sex meeting.
The other class was a nightmare. (Monaco)
I spent three weeks answering stupid e-mails.
Who went to the meetings and lied? (Monaco)
(I proudly raised my hand.)
Monaco to me: "Did you go with the hickeys to the meeting?"
Me: "They're not hickeys, but yes. And since I'd said that I had been sexually sober for a week, I guess they knew I'd lied about my sobriety."
Saying I was a sex addict was weird... (Random girl)
Why, you say it here every week. (Monaco)
Who got kicked out? (Monaco)
(Girl raises her hand.)
Who got a phone number? (Monaco)
I got asked out... (random girl)
Hey, I don't have to lie, I've got good stories. (Monaco)
We're ending class early today because I want to see Anderson Cooper interview that CNN anchor who got raped by a priest. (Monaco)
Anderson Cooper was raped by a priest? (Random Student 1)
It was on South Park last week. (Random student 2)
Ooooh let's talk about South Park. (Monaco)
I don't want to do this... (Random student)
You will do what I tell you to! (Monaco)
What are we doing for our final paper?
I want your sexual history. Everything you've done forever. (Monaco)
...But why...?
I want a timeline of your history. (")
I'm not going to write back and say, dude, that's messed up. I'm not going to comment... Just give positive feedback. (")
You're going to make us feel very bad about ourselves. (Random Female Student)
current mood:  discontent
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| Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
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8:24 pm - Shorter musings.
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That desk is evilly organised.
It's all white.
Monaco stopped the video to comment on this woman's desk. XD
OMG people are actually leaving because he's about to show gay porn. XD (People booed!)
You want to order it, here's the e-mail. (on the gay porn)
Val, you just missed "prison sex". XD
Everyone apologise to Jason. (Monaco)
I'm sorry, Jason. (random spanish girl)
...My name is not Jason. It's Lance. (black jock)
A lesbian friend of mine took hormones and grew a beard... (student)
current mood: uncomfortable
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| Tuesday, March 6th, 2007
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10:28 pm - More Sayings From Professor Monaco and My Oh So Interesting Psych Class.
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If you go and have sex with someone of the same sex one night, that doesn't make you gay. It makes your behavior homosexual...
It was an accident! (student)
Yes, it was an accident, it just went into your mouth? (professor)
Is strapping it on gay? (professor)
Yes. (old black night student)
Would you care to expound on that? (professor)
(Black guy proceeds to make an ass out of himself)
Black Jock from the first class:
Bisexuality is bogus!
You don't dip and dime!
What about threesomes? (Monaco)
The guys don't cross swords. (BJ)
Two guys doing a girl is a gay act? (Monaco)
No. (BJ)
What if they touch? (Monaco)
No. (BJ)
If they get gratification, yes.
Men understand each other better. (Random female)
Men don't understand anything! (Monaco)
The church ruined everything for everybody. (Monaco on the role of the church on homosexuality.)
This brother and sister had five children in Germany... (Monaco)
They're challenging the laws to let them marry.
Here's New York, here's California, and (pointing to the middle of the country) all these people are first cousins. (Monaco)
My grandparents were first cousins... ...well, that explains a lot. (Monaco)
What the hell does hearing have to do with sexual orientation? (")
She's a liberal Catholic, and she says that the church's position is loosening up on it. (Other random female talking about homosexuality)
::sputtering laugh:: I wonder why! (Professor)
Do you know how much sex the Jesuit Monks are having with each other? (")
Buggery is apparently where the Boogie Man came from. (")
When the children misbehaved, parents threatened that soldiers from the neighboring country would come and sodomise them.
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| Friday, March 2nd, 2007
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5:36 am - Random statements from Professor Monaco and Co.
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I love this man.
"Do you want to see the strict come out?" ::d
"Why was it D?"
"Because page 25."
"E is the bonus." --- in reference to a genital mutilation question.
Ah.... drunken college students in class. They reek of alcohol.
"Is many two?"
TREVOR IS LIKE ED! AND THE CHICK IS LIKE KARINA!
Come on, Meg, you said that I'm irresistible! ...said the dorky Asian dude.
"SHE'S A SLUT!" --- drunken guy.
"I think she likes anal." - Monaco.
"Sex every dayyy?" - - - random old woman.
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| Thursday, January 11th, 2007
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11:11 pm
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| Monday, January 1st, 2007
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10:17 pm - Two Memes, because everyone else has been doing them.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,  blackronin5 sent to me... Twelve sigils watching Eleven smiles writing Ten demons a-cuddling Nine ankhs cooking Eight thunderstorms a-remembering Seven cultures a-swimming Six reflections a-painting Five ame-e-e-erican gods Four summer rains Three good omens Two martial arts ...and a logic in a cryptozoology.
In 2007, blackronin5 resolves to... Find a new fire. Buy new symbols. Spend less time on alcohol. Apply for a new garbage. Go to the demons every month. Admit my true feelings to yaknowho.
Yaknowho, my feelings for you are that I should read your LJ more religiously.
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| Monday, December 25th, 2006
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4:17 am - Happy Holidays.
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Solstice, Kwazy Kwanzaa. Be safe. Be warm. Eat lots of delicious food and get fat. Be loved.
That is all.
Good night.
current mood:  content and about to crash.
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| Thursday, October 12th, 2006
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3:23 am
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| Sunday, September 10th, 2006
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5:18 am
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| Friday, June 30th, 2006
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1:27 am - Bored.
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Bored now.
I escaped from the Dungeon of Blackronin5!I killed Poppyseedpaul the goblin, Narfiepoo the nymph, Fiinedeiopeia the leprechaun, Sack Kun the leprechaun and Gatewaycat the kobold. I looted the Sword of Autumn, the Armour of Zeitgeisha, the Axe of Listening To People Sing, the Armour of Solitude, the Armour of Rock, the Wand of Points Of View, the Dagger of the Present, the Axe of Nothingness and 114 gold pieces. Score: 114 Explore the Dungeon of Blackronin5 and try to beat this score, or enter your username to generate and explore your own dungeon...
Still bored.
current mood: bored
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| Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
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6:36 am
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Apparently thus far I lack the willpower to physically get up at 5 o clock in the morning. And when I wake up at 5 and fall asleep a minute later, it throws my night of perfect sleep into wack. The only solutions are to get up or to stop trying to get up at 5. Thrilling, huh?
Oh, and I got shot down in committee yesterday. Real pity, eh? If I keep asking questions like that, I'm sure someone will try and put out a hit on me. I'm going to go listen to Medianoche now; everyone stay safe and stay in school.
Later.
current mood: amused
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| Saturday, May 6th, 2006
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11:13 pm - Not a bad day, and answers to Fanny's questions.
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Woke up, went out, came back, went out again to hang with Josh, played Halo on the computer where I only won because of familiarity with Halo One. Josh is good with the pistol; he could, I THINK, school Arkadiy. MAYBE. Probably not. But he's damn good with it. We walked around 8th street and talked about prom and what have you; then went to this good filipino place. Halo Halo is damn good... I always envisioned it to be like flan. Something yellowish and custard-like. I'd lost five to ten pounds over the week, or something insane like that, but I'm fairly sure I gained it with the meal. Longanisa, this soup thing, arroz, lumpiang shanghai... Mmm mmm mmm. We actually saw a street fair in the city, but it wa s closing down. Poor bastard; he gets a bad rap because of his previous behavior. He is a bit eccentric, but he's a really nice guy, you know?
Anyway,
( here are my answers to Fanny's questions. )
I'm done, I guess. I want to sing right now, and earlier I wanted to write...
Off to get my i-Pod, eh?
Singing now. ^)_^ I am pleased, and in a better mood than I was last night and before I hung out with Josh.
Later, all.
current mood:  dancing in the aisles.
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| Friday, May 5th, 2006
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10:56 pm
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| Tuesday, May 2nd, 2006
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1:22 am - Prom and Response to Torrey's questions.
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My dear sweet god, am I tired of hearing about prom already. I obsessed over one thing for the better part of a week and was fully prepared to kill people in my unrighteous rage, but I think it's controlled now. I don't know if I'm going stag or not, but I'm a bit worried about my various factions of friends. Well, one faction more than the others. I'd like to hang with all of them at Prom... oh well.
This Friday should be fun; I hope it works out well.
Okay...
( Fear the lj-cut power. Answers to Torrey. )
current mood:  okay
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| Sunday, April 30th, 2006
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6:18 am - 2nd Entry.
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I think I will go off to sleep, if only out of boredom. My dad is sleeping fitfully on the rug, with a sheet beneath him and a comforter to keep him warm. My mom, amazingly enough, is snoring far louder than he is, on their bed. The door is open in case she needs one of us. And the sky outside is this pretty, albeit single-tone, color. I like seeing the sun rise, but I love being awake around this time, when everything gets shaded with a deep blue. And then that deep blue gradually lightens to an almost grayish blue. Crayola actually has the color on a crayon; I just don't remember it. Using my amazing powers of location, I think the sun will be rising in the living room window; I'm 99 per cent sure that we are the actual eastern side of the building. Wow. I'm awake at 6:25 on a Sunday morning. I'm honestly not sure if that's ever happened before. I have my father's voice stuck in my head, singing what I'm lead to believe is a Tennessee WIlliam's song. My only problem with that potential fact is that T.W. was a playwright. My mom has been making weird noises in her sleep. The noises worry me. Hrah. Whatever.
I'm off to bed now, boys and girls.
Good night.
current mood: ambivalent and blank.
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| Thursday, April 27th, 2006
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1:51 am
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Interview Meme
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me." (Or any variation you so choose. "Love me, oh great and merciful androgyne that is sex." or anything completely out of the loop works as well. And kills the second bird by amusing me. 8D)
2. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal. (Mm, am I awake enough to think of that sort of stuff? Ever? ...nah.)
3. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions. ("Cowell wants YOU to obey this rule!")
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post. (...yeah, this one too.)
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. (Or 10. Or 20 Or a hundred-million-billion-gajillion-googleplex-infinity ones! ...no? No? Aww. No.)
( Answers to Val )
I really should be doing my Bio Transpiration lab.
( Stolen from Puja )
I am done with this for now.
Goodbye.
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